09-29-2012, 08:53 AM
Bodybuilder: Is there a veterinarian around here?
Friend: I have no idea. Why?
Bodybuilder: (Flexes Biceps) Well, because these pythons are sick!
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Q.) Did you hear about the bodybuilding farmer?
A.) He was arrested for destroying his calves in the gym.
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Two bodybuilders were having a fight in the street outside of their favorite bar because one stole the other's supplements. One of them tore the exhaust pipe off of a nearby car and shoved it down the other bodybuilderâs throat. Afterwards, he said, "Now this is what I call the pre-exhaust principle!".
What is your favorite bodybuilding joke?
Friend: I have no idea. Why?
Bodybuilder: (Flexes Biceps) Well, because these pythons are sick!
***
Q.) Did you hear about the bodybuilding farmer?
A.) He was arrested for destroying his calves in the gym.
***
Two bodybuilders were having a fight in the street outside of their favorite bar because one stole the other's supplements. One of them tore the exhaust pipe off of a nearby car and shoved it down the other bodybuilderâs throat. Afterwards, he said, "Now this is what I call the pre-exhaust principle!".
What is your favorite bodybuilding joke?