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The Joke Thread...... - 01dragonslayer - 12-19-2022

How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? His sleigh is flown by raindeer.

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The Joke Thread...... - 01dragonslayer - 12-19-2022

What's Santa Claus's favorite type of potato chip? Crisp Pringles!

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The Joke Thread...... - 01dragonslayer - 12-19-2022

What is Santa’s primary language? North Polish.

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The Joke Thread...... - 01dragonslayer - 12-19-2022

Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!

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The Joke Thread...... - 01dragonslayer - 12-19-2022

What is Santa's favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers.

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The Joke Thread...... - 01dragonslayer - 12-19-2022

How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer.

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The Joke Thread...... - 01dragonslayer - 12-19-2022

How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.

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The Joke Thread...... - 01dragonslayer - 12-19-2022

What was Santa's favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!

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The Joke Thread...... - 01dragonslayer - 12-19-2022

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.

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The Joke Thread...... - 01dragonslayer - 12-19-2022

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!

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