Pamela Adlon told this joke on Somebody Feed Phil. Have never heard it before, it caught me off guard, and I loved it
Old man Rosenberg is laying on his death bed in his family’s home. All of a sudden he gets a whiff of the best thing he’s ever smelled.
“What is that glorious smell?? I know that smell. Oh lord it’s my daughters famous brisket.”
A few minutes go by and his grandson Ezra comes into his room.
“Ezra, please go get me a plate of your mothers brisket. I want nothing more in this world than I want a plate of that brisket for my last meal.”
“Ok, grandpa.”
10 minutes pass and Ezra comes back empty handed
“Ezra my boy. Where is the brisket? I don’t have much time left and that’s the only thing I want.”
“Sorry, grandpa. Mom says that that’s for after the funeral.”
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