1 while taking blood pressure your doctor whistles in amazement.
2 you nick yourself shaving and water comes out.
3 they don't let you into buffets no more.
4 you think manufacturing 200Ib plates would be a great money making idea.
5 you've had a mild headache for about six months now.
6 your butt cheeks resemble pin cushions.
7 all your shirts have the name of a gym,muscle product,or picture of a barbell on them.
8 your sperm count is in the single digits.
9 you notice your patience tends to be on the short side,and you become irritated by things like questions.
10 you're surprised each morning when you wake up.
