LOL, found this on getbig forums, what is your opinion?

Not sure if this is a repost....

"A Day In The Life of a NPC/IFBB Female Bodybuilder...



7:18pm : Avoid Big Mike Cox's call for the 5th time today. Feel remotely guilty for blowing him off all the time. Scratch that. If the dude doesn't want to pay for your TITS or pay your cell phone bill every month then he deserves it.



7:30pm : Log online. Skim through e-mail. Negotiate with special ' fan ' that to purchase your soiled panties it has to be $200 fundable by PayPal despite how many thongs, bottles of urine and used unwashed gym socks he has bought over the last 2 months. Be sure to end the e-mail with... " Love ya! Thanks! =) "



7:42pm : Check PayPal account. Noticed that another ' super fan ' deposited $150. Remind yourself to sit on top of a glass jar and pass wind into it and quickly seal it before the gas dissipates. Be sure to send that out EXPRESS tomorrow morning. Love how UPS has their " If it fits, it ships " policy.



8:05pm: Turn the TV on to reruns of Friends. Tell yourself what SCHMOES these guys are. Convince yourself that David Schwimmer is the biggest schmoe of them all. Totally believe that you can take all those dorks and make them your sex slave because you are a modern day buff goddess compared to those skinny bitches.



8:16pm: Go into your purse and open up your new package of Duracell AAA batteries. Out with the Old and In with the New as you load your new Pink Dolphin vibrator. Lay on the kitchen floor naked except for your Sketchers Shape Ups on and fantasize about your nutritionist and insert the Pink Mr. Wonderful as deep inside of you as you can. Squirm around in a sea of ecstasy and flop around like a fish until you notice a small warm puddle underneath you. Wonder if it was your new Dolphin or that 80mg tablet of Lasix you took an hour ago. Giggle as you remember the nikname ' Gusher ' that you were dubbed by that bald bodybuilder dude you were fucking a couple summers ago.



8:35pm: Clean up. Throw the Dolphin in the sink. Prepare your next meal of 8oz of salmon and 16 asparagus sticks with 1 table spoon olive oil. Up it to 20 asparagus sticks as your next client who is on his way over to your apartment has a peculiar taste for asparagus and you guarantee customer satisfaction.



9:10pm: Prepare for your client. Pull out the massage table, synthetic hospital gloves since your client has a latex allergy, the lavander oils and light the eucalyptus candles. Dig out your Lords of Acid cd and softly play it in the next room for backround noise.



9:25pm: Pop 2 xannie bars, 10mg of anavar and 20mg of Lexapro. Wash it down with a self made cocktail of tequila, skyy vodka, white zinfandel, Cell Tech and crushed ice. Think about how the Working Girl is such a sucker. Wonder if the actor Chazz Palminteri who played Sonny in ' A Bronx Tale ' is a schmoe. Bet to yourself that if he met you he would become one. Make note to yourself to find an older Italian 'sponsor'.